Windows Phone Addict

Someone who is owns a windows phone and spends hours looking at applications and downloads multiple stuff for no reason.

Also is someone who constantly changes the desktop layout by removing all the tiles and reputing everything together.

Gay Guy 1: You changed how the layout is AGAIN?!
Gay Guy 2 who owns a windows phone: Yeah, i felt the need to change it...
Gay Guy 3: Not again... I'm pretty sure you're a windows phone addict...

by Mike Razaa April 15, 2013

Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

Windows 10

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.

Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.

by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018

window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.

Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle

by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020

Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock

Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.

by bitchoker December 20, 2022

car window removal specialist

One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.

The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.

by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004

Tech window

What Andrew Schulz heard when mega YouTube Jake Tran clearly said tae kwon do

"Can you explain what tech window is for use old people?"

by Rhytenow April 7, 2022