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wicked wrister

A wrister of such high quality that its closest comparison would be if an angel came down from the heavens and rubbed rainbows all over your junk until completion
Jenna, that girl who works on the farm. She gives the most wicked wristers. Must be from milking all those cows.
by Ace Kingsley July 12, 2016
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wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
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John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.
"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"
by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025
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wicked slam

(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to prove a point and establish absolute authority
2. that cool hip upcoming prison

3. a malefic poetry contest. that verse tornado, that ravishes the audience and leaves a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. that old, but still cool, Onyx song.
Doug: on his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. "Disgusted, busted"! (quoting Onyx) activism poetry, hard to compete there.
by wokeup2this July 21, 2022
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John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”
by toribiorillo February 10, 2023
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Wicked Don

Someone who is an absolutely wicked man
Andrews a wicked Don

Cameron's not a wicked don
by Creppled September 3, 2022
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