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Mr. Whiskers

by Piplup May 5, 2011
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WHISKEYDICK

WhiskeyDick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskeydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by RepOmaN February 28, 2013
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whiskeyclone

1. The last word of the becktionary.

2. A nonsensical word creeated by Beck, probably referring to his illegitimate offspring, which were brought around through nights of heavy drinking and fornication.
John Stuble age 5: Beck's Whiskeyclone
by Firegoat August 26, 2007
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Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.
Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.
Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009
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Whisker Biscuit

I got a little whisker biscuit last night
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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split whisker

by hairynosedwombat April 13, 2004
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