kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)

Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"

by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022

washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015

pean wash

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.

I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.

by mypeanisclean September 3, 2009

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011

Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.

Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up

by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020

dog-washing

a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.

After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.

by a_tribute_to_english_majors January 5, 2008