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Tillich-Walker Paradox

The Tillich-Walker paradox is a paradox that occurs when an individual has sufficient statistical knowledge to know the power necessary, or the requisite n sample size to draw meaningful conclusions about a sample pool of sexual partners, yet due precisely to this eggheaded knowledge they are unlikely to attract a sufficient number of mates to ever attain statistical significance in their own sample of sexual partners.
Oh man, Christian Tillich-Walker knows how many partners he needs, but he'll never be able to reach that number, I guess that's why they call it the Tillich-Walker paradox!
by tom32 March 15, 2018
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Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
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Walker Gunter

Man that guy is such a "walker gunter".
by MalicousMan September 17, 2020
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sass walker

Someone who sasses people constantly, pretty much like a zombie chasing the living for flesh
Dude avoid Gina! She's a legit sass walker.
by BukkakeSlave69 May 31, 2016
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Sylvia walker

The most amazing person in the world. She constantly cares for you and loves you, her giving is endless. never let go of the amazing person.
the most incredible and special person that you will ever have in you're life, NEVER let them go. Sylvia walker is amazing.
by #LOVELIVELEARN February 22, 2022
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Jesse walker

Jesse Walker:

A super amazing guy. He is very hot and has been known to be called gorgeous. He has bright green eyes and hair to be envious of. Sometimes they will does a pervert by saying perverted things, however usually just to me people laugh. Sometimes sense of humor can be misconstrued as something very dark. All most all women find him incredibly handsome and are extremely attracted to him.

Down side to Jesse Walker is that he loves hard, and when hurt tends to push people away. However, it is said that make-up sex with him is almost heavenly because women have claimed to see and thank the Lord during his excellent felacio.

Jesse Walker is a charmer, flirt, and true Casanova
Jesse Walker makes my loins tingle with desire. Where can I get a Jesse Walker?
by The Female Population July 26, 2017
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Skid Walker

A Feller who walks around with a poop stain on their white shorts.
Mike took as shit and didn’t wipe. Mike left the bathroom and had skid marks on his white pants, Mike is a skid walker.
by Logant35 November 10, 2022
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