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unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people
I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower
by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022
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Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.
I received some unicorn mail today.
by veronika23 May 3, 2018
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Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick
Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
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muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
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Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.
The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade
by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
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