drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

by john2 December 14, 2007

dirty uncle

When your uncle kisses you and he tries to stick his tongue down your throat.

When I ran into Steve's dad the other day, he gave me a kiss and tried to slip me the dirty uncle.

by Lola Tracy July 16, 2008

uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

by butterluv October 25, 2006

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010

Uncle Torrence

Another name for BitTorrent, particularly in reference to getting a pirate copy of music/films/etc.

We don't get that TV show here, but my Uncle Torrence has got it for me, good old Uncle Torrence

by Oosh October 10, 2009

uncle doodle

one of the many other names of the penis.

Your uncle doodle is so small!!!

by homosexualsapien August 9, 2010