When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.
guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!
by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 04, 2009
This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..
Variations include:
- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring
Variations include:
- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring
Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"
Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"
Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"
by Bccsah January 19, 2011
The state of a woman's vaginia when it begins to look, smell, and feel like week old nacho cheese. Usually developed by going weeks without showering, sleeping with many random people, and sticking unusual objects up the twat.
by James K February 13, 2004
by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005
by Joe Fwice April 01, 2008
An individual who enjoys rubbing ones nose vigorously into a chicks twat. One who likes the smell of pussy so much he/she must bury his/her nose into a chicks muff.
That pussy smelled so fucking good I became a total twat snooter!! I love twat snooting!!! I'm a gonna twat snoot it up motherfuckers!!!!
by Stan Snootertwattin October 24, 2007
by Darren Jones June 12, 2003