Slicin Turkey

the act of doggie style sex; comes from the back and forth motion of slicin turkey

Dude I'd like to be slicin turkey with that one in HR, dude....

by don't cha love it October 9, 2005

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003

Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

Turkey Jibble

Someone who likes to jibble jimmy wangs.

Bro that guy just tried to turkey jibble James.

by EJS32 May 28, 2018

Philadelphia turkey

A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°

Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.

by TheFalconNose January 6, 2019