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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
by spankendorf December 6, 2024
mugGet the Stump N' Tugmug.

Tugging my hog

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging
by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024
mugGet the Tugging my hogmug.

Hate Tug of War

Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite
Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!
by KrazyKastorff March 16, 2011
mugGet the Hate Tug of Warmug.

Tire tugging

Jim was horny and stuck in traffic so he started tire tugging while the driver in the adjacent lane looked in disgust.
by jimmydeansballsack February 29, 2024
mugGet the Tire tuggingmug.

Tug

Up to when I was 9, without another tug, I’m always trapped inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, which all I can do is love to cry!
by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020
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Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.
The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.
by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022
mugGet the Tug a Narrowmug.

The tuff tug

The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.
The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob

Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
by Hey him September 5, 2024
mugGet the The tuff tugmug.

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