Smoke Trees

Smoking Weed (Pot, Marijuana)

Everyday Man's on the Block, Smoke Trees-Micheal Dapaah a.k.a Big Shaq

by TheHealthySoul July 13, 2018

dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

climbing a tree

sexual intercourse

dude can i call you back

uhm why

im climbing a tree right now

by J.Fink&P.Boska December 9, 2008

tree hugger

When you become so drunk, that you hug a tree because they can't stand.

Kathy got so totally blitzed that she became a tree hugger to stop the world from spinning.

by tori13 January 18, 2017

zombie tree

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.

guy 1: why is that tree running towards me
guy2: that is a zombie tree

by the little apple that could April 6, 2010

tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

by Funbutter April 17, 2014

tree rape

The process of any forced penetration by any botanical entity.

Bill - "Have you seen Evil Dead?"
Jedidiah - "Yeah that bitch got tree raped"

by blackfooted December 3, 2013