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my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘
toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)
by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021
mugGet the my lil toastermug.

Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
mugGet the Toasteringmug.

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects
stfu you pig toaster 3000
by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021
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Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.
1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?
by Smugboi July 8, 2022
mugGet the Toastermug.

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment
This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017
mugGet the toaster mcgeemug.

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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toaster delight

When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.
Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?

Man2: Dude it was delightful!

Man1: What was delightful?

Man2: That toaster delight i just had.
by pop it for p December 5, 2009
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