French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 03, 2016

Toaster Strudel

Its when you burn them alive then cum on them

Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night

Bobby: Damn bro!!!

by DaddyNeedaJUICE August 29, 2018

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 02, 2025

Toaster Strudel

The act of burning someone alive and proceeding to ejaculate semen on them.

Yo I pulled a toaster strudel on that bitch last night

by gaviCn May 28, 2018

Toaster strudel

A very intense way of having rough hardcore sex

Aye bitch let’s toaster strudel

by Pappygottadigbick December 18, 2024

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
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"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 February 09, 2016