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Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013
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Bird hunting

When a male is out and about looking for a human female / possible mate.
Hey boys wanna go bird hunting this weekend at the mall?
by Dall smick July 23, 2019
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Flappy Bird

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.
John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!
by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014
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flipping the bird

The act of giving somone "the finger" by
extening your middle finger of either/both hands in rage.
So that dumbass in the limo flipped me the bird in the highway.
by money666lord February 13, 2005
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Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."
Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.
by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010
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bird call

call used by ganstas 2 noe if da cops r there.
nigga, if da cops r comin do dat bird call... clap brrrrrrrrr
by gangstaGReezY January 18, 2006
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ginger bird

a comical way of defining a red head/ginger.
"oh dude matt that ginger bird is all over you tonight!"
by k2pilot June 10, 2008
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