when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks
guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well
guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is
guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is
by maharg February 16, 2008
the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 12, 2008
by Koknballz May 21, 2017
Nathan and Cameron had vigorous Finger Sex during class. Cameron's finger broke from the finger sex, maybe next time he'll wear protection.
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