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Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex
Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020
mugGet the Screwmug.

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”
by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023
mugGet the screw your head onmug.

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
mugGet the confuse and screwmug.

screw out

screw out this on your cockpit
by ecolecko January 25, 2018
mugGet the screw outmug.

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!
by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
mugGet the Screw you with a Qmug.

[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's
Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.
by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
mugGet the [sasquatch screw]mug.
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Screw you guys I’m goin homemug.

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