Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Thunderball

This exciting game is a shocking combination of football and soccer, which creates this ridiculous, adrenaline pumping extreme sport. This game is not for the weak, for it entails a whole lot of physical bullshit that makes no sense. (ThunderBall is the only currently known sport to allow its players to do whatever the hell they want.)
~RULES~
1.) Played with a Rugby style ball on a field roughly the size of a basketball court with lacrosse goals.
2.) Goals are scored by throwing or kicking the ball through the goal.

3.) Play resumes by means of a kick-off. If the kickf goes through the goal, it counts as 3 Goals.
4.) There are no out of bounds.
5.) Shots cannot be taken within the Goalie box. This box extends roughly 1-2 yards around the Goal.
6.) Tackling the ball carrier results in a Turnover. Play resumes immediately after the other team recovers the ball.
7.) The ball can be advanced by running or passing the ball.
8.) There are no rules.

Me: Hey, wanna play some Thunderball today?

You: Na, I'm still recovering from when you broke my femur last time we played.

Me: Pussy.

by Chade Runsen December 17, 2013

Thunder-Cunt

When someone is being the biggest cunt in existence

Dude 1: Sarah is such a bitch
Dude 2: Fuckin' thunder-cunt

by Pussy-Fart September 18, 2017

Thunder Cunt

Basically a cunt but 50 times worse

Tina: Becky a huge thunder cunt!
Nina: Yes she is I hope she get herpes!

by GayMexicanBatman September 25, 2017

Thunder Buster

Where you line up a cannon and fire a cannon ball while a women called trinity, spreads her legs wide open;decimating her and making England lose the world cup.

I just hit your wife with the Thunder Buster and now i feel epic

by KingKrabKok July 11, 2018

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 7, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.

person 1: You ate my chips?

person 2: uhh yeah...
person 1: YOU THUNDER CUNT!!!

by kiddo11 February 16, 2019