A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.
"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"
"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"
"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"
by WoozworldAddict January 15, 2020
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by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
by gaz88 October 13, 2017
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by Marcelita otxilac July 5, 2020
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