A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
Get the toilet key mug.the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
Get the toilet locked mug.After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
by darchingHard July 2, 2019
Get the Toilet Facelift mug.When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 14, 2022
Get the Toilet Math mug.A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010
Get the Toilet Terrorist mug.man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude
by marvin pallet July 29, 2012
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