when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 29, 2010
Get the speaking to my girlfriendmug. To logically jump from conclusions; To look for the purest form of blackmail whether it be through messages, actions, or images.
Exhibit A
Person 1: "Yo dude, I just got this new guitar!" *proceeds to send image of guitar with 2 pixels of a foot
Person 2: "I see your foot. Why are you sending me feet pics? Saved as blackmail."
Person 1: "All I hear is some pota-speak right now."
Exhibit B
Person 1: "Not gonna lie I think I might vote for Donald Trump."
Person 2: "So you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, and a transphobe?"
Person 1: "What? dude that's Pota-Speak?"
Person 1: "Yo dude, I just got this new guitar!" *proceeds to send image of guitar with 2 pixels of a foot
Person 2: "I see your foot. Why are you sending me feet pics? Saved as blackmail."
Person 1: "All I hear is some pota-speak right now."
Exhibit B
Person 1: "Not gonna lie I think I might vote for Donald Trump."
Person 2: "So you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, and a transphobe?"
Person 1: "What? dude that's Pota-Speak?"
by nourdasu December 2, 2024
Get the Pota-Speakmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObleS Stutter When I, Angel Hellstrom Imaweli Jose RObles Tanna Speak<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObleS Stutter When I, Angel Hellstrom Imaweli Jose RObles Tanna Speak<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObleS Stutter When I, Angel Hellstrom Imaweli Jose RObles Tanna Speak<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022
Get the Hypothetical speaking imagination conversationmug. by Mr Special September 10, 2021
Get the speaking for itselfmug. What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
by Chón August 27, 2024
Get the Speak whitemug.