Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022

brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022