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Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients
I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!
by Beelze_Bob October 1, 2009
mugGet the Hairy Samoamug.

hairy mango

Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.
She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?
by S Webster Esquire October 24, 2013
mugGet the hairy mangomug.

hairy pickle

JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.
by AppleJack July 18, 2012
mugGet the hairy picklemug.

Hairy Taint

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.
by Nameuser44 February 27, 2020
mugGet the Hairy Taintmug.

hairy turtle

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).
It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.
by Innuendo Mistress October 30, 2010
mugGet the hairy turtlemug.

hairy teacup

(n.)an unshaved cat, pussy, vertical horizon, etc. 100% natural goodness, lipsmacking goodness. Oh Yeah.
Man, would I love to take a sip from her hairy teacup.
by Celticvamp June 24, 2005
mugGet the hairy teacupmug.

hairy mound

a thick matted mass of pubes, sweat and piss amongst other things, rendering the female genetalia almost unreachable
well lets just get these knickers dow.....HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HAIRY MOUND!
by TDi July 30, 2008
mugGet the hairy moundmug.

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