Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure
I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*
by bloodyshits May 30, 2021
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gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.
That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!
by Knobgobbler84 November 18, 2017
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Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 09, 2022
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hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.
I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
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blame grenade

Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job
by brushnz March 03, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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