tea slut

will do anything for tea

“she’s so thirsty for drama”
“what a tea slut”

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 01, 2018

Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'

Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.

by liubuquitous January 13, 2022

dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

by Van Dammit February 25, 2015

warm tea

another term for semen

Ohh, I sure could use a second serving of some of your warm tea

by ouknoga December 21, 2010

Drinking the tea

To learn the spilled tea

Jennifer is drinking the tea about Mikey

by iwheeze January 25, 2019

Booba tea

It's just like milky boba tea, except you replace the milk with breast milk

Person 1: Hey, do you want to get some booba tea?
Person 2: No, what the fuck?!

by I have toast December 28, 2021