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burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.
by jo m4ma February 19, 2021
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A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages
She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish
by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021
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Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
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Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.
Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.
by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022
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swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
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