swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.

A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..

by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Swedish

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.

Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019

swedish fishin

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Undercover Swedish Brother

When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.

Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!

by yes!yes!yes! March 20, 2014