Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft

2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)

Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

swedish snowball

A take on the common sex act of Swedish meatballs with the addition of once the balls are licked clean of cum you spit it into the other person's mouth.

Tom was Swedish meatballing Joe and then Joe Swedish snowballed Tom's cum back to him.

by Realdefs86 August 17, 2016

Swedish

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.

Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

swedish teenager

A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.

She looks like a dead rat.

Oh yeah, I see that, she is clearly a typical Swedish teenager.

by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020