The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.
by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019
Get the Swedish Fingersmug. When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
by Mojay187 July 20, 2024
Get the Swedish torchmug. Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 02, 2025
Get the Swedish Softcock Flickergooningmug. when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.
“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”
by bruhyeetsmd August 07, 2019
Get the swedish fishinmug. When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.
Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
by yes!yes!yes! March 20, 2014
Get the Undercover Swedish Brothermug. You are so Swedish
by AngryBirdSikeItsSteven December 20, 2021
Get the Swedishmug. A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.
by thekillingofcandide September 01, 2020
Get the swedish teenagermug.