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Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex
Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip
by Kittymeow January 5, 2017
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Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone
somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!
by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025
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swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
by mr.nyman January 1, 2017
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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.
Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.
by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022
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Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.
*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*
by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015
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