swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.

A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..

by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.

Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.

by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022

Keep it Swedish

Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.

Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.

by anonymousdude18527 December 12, 2020

Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020

Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex

Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip

by Kittymeow January 5, 2017