Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Keep it Swedish

Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.

Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.

by anonymousdude18527 December 12, 2020

Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020

Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex

Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip

by Kittymeow January 5, 2017

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Swedish Meatbionicle

IKEA brand Bionicle

"Now that's-a spicy Swedish Meatbionicle!"

by TheHighGround52 June 29, 2021

Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025