shipping

bitch we should all know it by now. shipping is where you randomly make 2 people in a relationship although their aren't at all

bitch ass kid: guys look this dude is cheating on the person in front of him with the person behind him.
guy with actual sense: dude stop shipping me you fucking asshole
bitch ass kid: HoW Is ThAT ShIPpInG
guy with actual sense: U LITERALLY MADE ME IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP DUMBASS

by Tokyo Gilbert September 5, 2022

secondhand ship

When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it

Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!

Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.

by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013

Drop-shipped

someone who looks absolutely crazed or dead-ass hilarious

*image is shown*

guy1: dude you look Drop-shipped (guy2)
guy3: for real

by a non cool guy July 11, 2023

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

Dip ship

Dip ship is a word you can use to mess around with your friends. It means “dip shit”

Jimmy:Hey Jonny!

Jonny:What?
Jimmy:your a dip ship XD

by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019

ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017