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Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.
Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.
by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010
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Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
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Nicotine Shark

One who is constantly in search of a cigarette; an eRoe.
by Nic O. Tine December 24, 2008
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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.
Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.
by pigcharm May 27, 2013
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Shark Special

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female during her period.
Baby I'm about to give you the Shark Special on your Shark Week.
by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015
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