Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 20, 2020
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Rabbit snail

When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates

Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!
This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch
by The Fish Guy June 01, 2019
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Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!
“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”
by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.
by urethraworms September 01, 2024
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pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened
Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”
by Brokenbarbie688 August 21, 2023
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Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."
by firerock1 May 26, 2020
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