Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

Snail Trail

When a female presses her vagina on another person's forehead. Female version of a male tea-bag.

Becky passed out at her friend's slumber party and all the girls snail trailed her.

by R. CHANG November 27, 2021

Rabbit snail

When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates

Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!

This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch

by The Fish Guy May 31, 2019

Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment

I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.

by Canton town August 5, 2019