typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

Coochie Slam

When you either Beat someone up, Or Fuck the life out of someone

"yooo brad got his coochie slammed" "i totally slammed stacys cooch!"

by Undamed May 31, 2019

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

slam-ping

The person you play video games with who has better internet

Playing Valorant with my slam-ping, can't wait to lose 4-0 again

by MPan1 December 10, 2022

SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.

Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.

by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

Grand slam

When you pull your penis as far back between your butt cheeks(chicken in the rough), and put it against a window to surprise someone

When i opened the blinds my brother surprised me with the grand slam!🍆🍑

by Joe cock February 21, 2017