ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

resin rip

when you aint got no weed but you do have a pipe.

RESIN RIP THAT SHIT!

by YOUNGGiRLFRESH June 16, 2010

Rip and Dip

The act of farting in a certain area, and then fleeing from the area in order to prevent the smell from following you. Usually used to prank others by forcing them to deal with a horrible smell. Also see fart and dart, shit and split, and crop dusting

Dude #1: "Dude! do you smell that?"
Dude #2: "Yeah! Someone got us big time with a severe Rip and Dip!"

by The Man J December 18, 2011

sun rip

where you take a magnifying glass and use the sun's rays to ignite the marijuana in the pipe and/or bong.

Those sun rips we took yesterday go me so high.

by SunRipper March 21, 2011

Ripping Bootycheeks

When something is absolutely garbage and you should stop using it and switch, or when someone produces an unpleasant odor on the mic and earrapes.

Dude 1: Hey dude why did you disconnect from the party?
Dude 2: My internet was ripping bootycheeks.

by Sussosoos August 4, 2019

Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)

by John VanDyke August 6, 2006

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 8, 2004