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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
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broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her
by yunghunghose February 25, 2019
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Lobster Mania

A popular casino game, known for being the favoured place for the wealthy elderly who have nothing better to do then drop $36,000 into the machine and spin it all away instead of helping the less fortunate in the world.
Grandpa, stop dumping your life savings into Lobster Mania and pay for your great grandson Billy's college tuition.
by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022
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LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage
Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.
By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?
by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013
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LOBSTER MAN

Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!

On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!

Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.

he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
mr street " you're not dodgy" - LOBSTER MAN
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
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