Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.

I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Jon

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

jon

jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.

“This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”

by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020

Jon jone’ed

To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT

I Jon jone’ed your cat

by Perkelegias November 4, 2023

Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten

I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.

by HappyKart February 10, 2023

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021