greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024

Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy

Violating any mother fucker who decides to fuck with you. Killing these niggas organelles ; not giving any fucks about what people say

This bitch tried to play me ? Now it's greasy season fuck are you talking about.

by SessyGur January 4, 2015

greasy little pinky

An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am

"You greasy little pinky" said the boy to his german teacher.

by Candy October 2, 2003

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy Grizzly

When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.

She suffered a Greasy Grizzly when he got home off the road.

by Grizz265 February 23, 2023

Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019