Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

Smoke Funk

Smoking some smelly, sticky, buds

Dude pass me some funk so we can smoke funk.

by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010

Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.

James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.

by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009

T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.

Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!

by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008