bag-of-teeth

You know how when you drink tea and your gums get soft...well, you have a girl drink a lot of tea. Then, you dip your balls in her mouth like a teabag, and her will teeth come out attached to your balls. A "bag" of "teeth"!

Mikey gave his snookums a bag-of-teeth last night...looks like someone will need to be fitted for dentures now.

by yourmom.com April 8, 2007

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting or threat.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: "FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH."
You: "What do you got? teeth in your ass?"

Ex.2 "What's up, got teeth in your ass?"
"Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass."

Ex.3 "don't make me SHOVE them teeth in your ass."

by Thurluvlok January 19, 2018

Teethcel

Some fag with teeth.

"look at that fag teethcel, gums are better.

by BigDonkus March 28, 2020

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011

Cheese Teeth

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.

Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Baby teeth

Fred’s small ass teeth

Fred has baby teeth what a FUCKONG loser

by Erixxxxx September 30, 2019

gnashing of teeth

The utter shattering of your teeth (self grinding) on your indestructible joined love ones eonically driven.

In Gehenna there is The gnashing of teeth.

by Hellsprung December 8, 2017