tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009

tardbag

a person defined with the combination of retard and douche bag.

Noah Klein is a tardbag.

by BIG-BEE November 11, 2009

Tardberry

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

by klansimpson October 19, 2010

Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.

Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!

by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011

Taneda

Sexy bitch

Hey there's a Taneda!

by PBandNOJ March 4, 2011

Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.

I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.

by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015

taraden

drop dead gorgeous! fun to be around and an overall amazing person she is very extraordinary! she's also very unique although she's sometimes sneaky!!

wow, who's that girl over there? She's definitely a taraden!

by the real H E September 8, 2016