Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
by GemandI March 23, 2025
Get the Danish Swordmug. A physics-based medieval combat simulator set in the mid to late 15th century. It is developed by Half Sword Games and published by Game Seer.
Fella 1: "What's the block button for Half Sword?"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"
by cockerel July 6, 2025
Get the Half Swordmug. by borba sword January 5, 2022
Get the borba swordmug. by wowluckyjack April 22, 2022
Get the pvp sword fightingmug. An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
by wordporn666 January 27, 2022
Get the Sword husbandmug. When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.
by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017
Get the Swords-manmug. To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.
*A young couple in bed together*
Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
by Fatto January 27, 2020
Get the dip the red swordmug.