suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

game suicide

When you make yourself die in a game on purpose. Usually when you are going to lose anyways.

I always commit game suicide when I'm playing plants vs zombies.

by Devil Kisses October 21, 2013

Suicide Orgy

When a lot of depressed people get together and talk about offing themselves together. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Omg, I'm so depressed.."
"Me too!"
"Same!"
"Ikr! This should be a suicide orgy!"

by A-Doll July 27, 2017

Victory Suicide

To celebrate winning with instant suicide. Used in video games more often than real life.

After Timmy won the race, then he drove his car off the cliff, committing Victory Suicide.

by MASTER SPORK May 6, 2011

Suicide Cocktail

A mixture of substances that may be lethal when combined and consumed. External factors like disease and genetics also play a role.

For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.

1: The toxicity report in his autopsy revealed that the heart attack was caused by large amounts of fentanyl, methamphetamine and cannabis found in his bloodstream.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.

by SuicideCocktail August 4, 2020

financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline [phone]

by norscoryeah July 2, 2019