Yokai Strat

When you get an abnormal about of Yokais in phasmophobia to the point where you just rip Yokai and get it correct.

"Dude? What is the ghost???"
"Bro just use Yokai Strat!"

by notmessisteve:3 September 5, 2025

Joe Strat

Staring intently at something until people notice, then say you're trying to move stuff with your mind.

She got out of jury duty using the Joe strat.

by Vincent Alex September 10, 2025

black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.

you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.

by agoust092 December 8, 2025

Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 23, 2011

worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.

I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.

by QuacksO June 27, 2016

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

The Mythiuz Strat

Trying to get moderator in a twitch chat by having a username that's almost identical to a current moderator's name.

Mythluz used the mythiuz strat to try and get mod in Tryhard_Enmity's chat. What a dummy. OMEGALUL

by Mythiuz March 3, 2018