stoner

An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.

.potheads for life.
.hella.

"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."

by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006

Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned

Im your Love Stoner.

by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008

stoner chick

A Female who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner chick is hot af !

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.

Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.

by blueberry42 February 27, 2014

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017