by REEEEGHEN March 16, 2020
Get the Stephen Kerrmug. The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
Get the Sloppy Stephensmug. A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
Get the Stephenmug. by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
Get the Stephen hawkingmug. A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
Get the Brandon Stephensmug. Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.
The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.
by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024
Get the The Stephen Herbitsmug. 