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Battle Stations!

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A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.
Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"
by 4123 September 29, 2009
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Cotching stations

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"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.
by potts27 October 14, 2011
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Battle Stations

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Battle Stations is an application on Facebook. Their boards are unmoderated, and the posters often leave their own forum because of the crappy gameplay value, and harass other applications for being "better" than them.
Sam: A bunch of trolls attacked Pet Society today, started calling me names and threw my Rainbow Poo at me. Then they made an account with my name and face and got me banned. :(

Chris: I bet I know the group, they're from Battle Stations.
by Min Power September 16, 2009
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Stationsfiets

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Station Bike (noun) 🚲💨

A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously unbreakable bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer determination. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides.

Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most desperate bike thief won’t bother.

Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know.

Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"
The frontlamp fell of my stationsfiets. But with some ducttape it is as good as new.
by Ebbije March 24, 2025
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Switching stations

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To switch stations simply means to go from one language to next during your interaction with another speaker who may also be bi or multilingual. People "switch stations" to add a bit of context on the subject matter or topic they're talking about so that the listener can fully comprehend the speaker. The speaker also does this as a way to relate to their listener(s) and make them feel connected. The phrase/term originally derived from the multitude of radio and TV stations, in South Africa, that are being broadcasted in different tongues/languages for specific listeners/viewers to read. So if you change from one station to the next, you would hear the new speaker on your telly or radio speak in a different tongue than the predecessor from the other station.
Speaker #1: Sawubona bhuti. Igama lami nguSphiwe and what is your name?

Speaker #2: Yebo, sawubona Sphiwe. I'm Trevor.

Speaker #1: Oh, okay. Ngiyajabula ukukwazi Trevor.

Speaker #2: 😅 Yebo. Nice to meet you too, Sphiwe.

(Example of two speakers switching stations between each other)
by SippySip June 29, 2020
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