staron

a Lurch like person, who sits in meetings and stares like a serial killer. most people realize a staron is mentally lost in space, but are afraid he is a serial killer. a straron will continue to sit at a table and stare at a wall after a meeting has ended.

don't f with that staron. better to stay away

by phil mias August 8, 2007

K Stain

When you crap your pants and put your underwear under your friends bed.

1. Dude that guys just K Stained
2. Aww man who was the victim?
1. That kid named connor, his parents were pissed.

by nukka sammich November 24, 2010

stainer

Derived from a person who sucks. They are just a stain on the map. A person who ruins a good time, is unwanted or sits on the the bridge with the rats.

can be used in various forms: Staining; that stain; those stainz; stainzilla

1-Look at that stainer over there
2- Naa he's with Jim too....
1- oh yea.. those stainz

by gunzoid November 29, 2006

gay stain

The member of a group of friends always performing gay acts or pretending to act gay, therefore marring that groups reputation.

Beau: Nah, we can't bring Carl over to Chris's house. That gay stain will do something embarassing while we are there.

Shawn: Yeah, you can't really argue that. Chris is the epitome of gayness.

by bozo69pd September 18, 2008

stationary

According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.

- What is your favorite position?

- Just the regular stationary.

by saminmit April 28, 2011

shit stain

A large poopy mark that cannot be washed off in a regular washing cycle;
Combined make the name of Shane, ironically, a very smelly boy that goes to my school.

"For Christ's sake, I had to wash my shirt for 3 cycles AND use bleach to get that god-dang shit stain off. The good part is, I don't smell like Shane anymore"
"Yeah, he smells like a Persian man's armpit."

by BallisticG September 19, 2005

Staint

STAINT- staintly-stainted-the ability to be so cocky, obnoxious, ghetto, goofy, savage, inappropriate, drunk, athletic, or not athletic, the ability to truly not be able to look your self in the mirror the next day in the best possible way, attitude, swager....their truly is no definition it just a way of life. baseball player or a girl a baseball player has hooked up with

man those staints were savage at the party.... the pounded four lokos, hooked up with ugly girls and fought a midget.

those staints have no talent but yet they still won the conference championship.

damn that girls a staint princess....she got stainted last night

those damn staints...we hate the staints

by kingstaint March 4, 2011