the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 12, 2011

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

squirrel treat

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze

Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.

by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk January 21, 2016

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 07, 2020

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm January 28, 2012