A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?
Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023
Get the Squattingmug. There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
by anonymous September 16, 2022
Get the Squat Hastingsmug. by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
Get the Undercover squatmug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. by mememachine11 August 25, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.
by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014
Get the d squatmug. When you struggle with bowel movements.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
Get the Frogling Squatmug.