banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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split like a bungubung

When he found his wife in bed with the paperboy, he split like a bungubung.
by Newp September 23, 2003
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Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.
by Jackass January 16, 2004
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ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.
Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.
by The real Gunny July 03, 2014
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Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.
She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!
by theboss37 February 23, 2011
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asian banana split

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D
KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK
by dustyzebramuff October 14, 2011
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Split my wig

To get a haircut
I'm about to split my wig.
by ToPdOg November 13, 2003
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