speed bomber

That one thing that works really well, but no one remembers what it is. Normally used in relation to video games. Great for taunting your friend who is getting owned in a video game.

"Dude, what are you doing? Just speed bomber that n00b."

"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)

by Jesse Winkler January 26, 2006

speedgasm

The climactic rush one experiences when riding something fast that involves risk (i.e. horse, roller coaster, in a car, on a motorcycle), but primarily when driving something fast; almost unavoidable when accelerating in a sports car.

I had about treefiddy speedgasms when I was speeding downtown in dad's ferrari!

by Laura48 May 11, 2006

Speed fucker

A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.

Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."

by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004

Speechless

The definition of speechless according to credited sources:

- Unexpressed or inexpressible in words

This word can be used to described several situations but the purpose of this definition is to highlight the feeling of breathlessness one feels when that special someone's perfection just can be explained in words. It is used to adequately (yet still highly inadequately) express the way that special person makes you feel with one look, one word, one gesture, one smile... Just that person's existence can leave you... well... speechless.

You are the most amazing man and you just leave me speechless with your inner and outer beauty. Everything that you are leaves me unable to express the inexpressible. Speechless you leave she.

by dial.one.one.nine.for.pedro:) May 25, 2010

Moving at the speed of nigger

Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.

Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.

Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.

Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!

Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol

Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?

by Bobby Fransisco III January 24, 2009

break the speed limit

IN BRIEF: to act fast or be a fast ass, fail to be obedient, refuse or failing to act accordingly or behave, to violate.

PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.

PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?

PARENT #2: Exactly.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 7, 2009

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009