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Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024
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Snail Saddle

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle
by Handleburg April 7, 2025
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Snail Saddle

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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Snail Snacker

a term to use against the French
"those Snail Snacker's don't scare me"
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Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...
Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
by cookuh June 6, 2025
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Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!
by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024
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