Smiegel

a creature who dwells the caves of baltimore county and who looks exactly like smeigel from lord of the rings. He is constantly made fun of for this feature and somehow gets play from girls way out of his league, just like Shenfeld. He is known to be down with people that have the name Christina and also likes to search for the ring. He found it one time but then Shenfeld thought it was bird food and ate it, then they battled and Shenfeld got his ass kicked. Smiegel also smells really bad, but still lives a fulfilling life.

"Dude, smiegel fuckin stinks today!"
"Well he does live in a cave and he is over 800 years old"
"O yea i forgot"
"You idiot"

Smeigel you are so fuckin ugly

Smiegel can whoop shenfeld's ass because shenfeld is a pussy

by john derbak April 14, 2006

Simpette

female equivalent of simp. usually a lesbian

G: lol a chick on the twitter just said she was a simp
M: that's not how it works. simps are male. 'simpette' is the correct term
G: okay imma tell her

by 2InchMicroPP December 19, 2019

smigel

someone who smokes menthols, talks about philosophy, is a decendant of the aryan race, or exhibits any other well known qualities of Paul Adams

yo this nigga wont shut the fuck up about universal enlightenment and world politics, fuckin smigel

by sarstle May 8, 2008

joker smile

When you eat a girl out while shes on her period

Last night i got a joker smile cause i didnt know she was on her period.

by G.Duffy December 9, 2007

Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

Hallway Smile

The unattractive half smile you give people passing you in the hall when you make awkward eye contact and realize you're not even friends...

Francis was walking in the halls of her high school when she passed Eugene. They hooked up a few weeks ago, but she cruelly dumped him. Their eyes met and he gave her the slightest of nods. She gave him the hallway smile.

by H@llwAyg!rl February 17, 2012

Smike

To hit someone with a microphone so violently, they are soon murdered.

And so God smikered the small village of Mir for placing onions on his burger. He does not care for onions.

by Smiker_0994 May 26, 2009