slippy

you're just slippy.

fin is very slippy

by flareonbabby September 15, 2025

Simpy

Simpy, an adjective to describe an emotionally well-rounded man who is confident and forthcoming in vocalising his romantic interest and intent. Something of a love language, simpy behaviour is akin to words of affirmation; a simpy style of communication builds secure relationships and makes for compassionate love. Often misused and misconstrued, simpy behaviour is wholly desirable and a positive quality to possess.

Watch me put a ring on that simpy legend.

by Soffington October 16, 2025

Slimy Tom

A Laughing Cow cheese wedge wrapped in a turkey meat slice.

Dude, I love eating Slimy Toms on a Saturday night!

by Bendredison December 15, 2025

Slippy Garry

A Slippy Garry is another way of saying you did a warm poo

Woke up to my neighbour doing a Slippy Garry on his front lawn.

by StickyBoy January 12, 2026

The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)

The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.

by bighadron August 5, 2017

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

by Bubbanigwad August 28, 2018

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019